Sometimes
You're the Bug. Sometimes You're the Windshield
Dogs
Want the Company of other Dogs. Cats want Mice
If
You're Not The Lead Dog The View Never Changes
4
Out of 3 People Have Trouble With Fractions
It's
never too late to have a happy childhood
The
2 Rules for success..
1. Never tell all you know
"It's never too late to have a happy childhood."
This is my dear son. He is a caring petsitter,
also a talented computer programmer (he originated this website)
who is computerizing the irrigation system for the state of Arizona.
He is an avid golfer, a Redskins fan, and an aspiring actor.
A Cat By any other Name is still a Cat!
My favorite cat used to bring me mice all the time. I asked the vet "Why? Are they like gifts? Is he giving me presents?" She said "Actually, no, he just realizes you are totally incapable of catching your own."
Favorite Pet Postcard
Hello
there!
Hello there!
Thought I'd check in on you for a bit !
As I see there's nothing new going on .
Looking good though .
Wish you a wonderful day !
Favorite Postcards
WHY GOD
MADE PETS
They help out around the house...
They protect our children ...
They look out for the smaller ones ...
They show us how to relax
They "converse" with each other .
They help you when you're down .
They are great at decorating for the Holidays.
They have "great" expectations.
They are Patriotic .
They are happy to "test" the water
They love their "teddies"
They know who's "BOSS"
AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!
'This would be funny if it weren't happening to me"
It is done
by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW..............
NOW PASS
IT ON, AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE!!!
Favorite Pet Story
"Life Saving Babe"
A 150-lb pot bellied pig who prostrated herself
in the middle of a busy country road in Upstate New York is credited
with saving the life of her owner.
The savvy swine squeezed her way out of a doggy
door and somehow opened the gate in a fenced yard and then proceeded
to park herself in the road in front of the house until a motorist
stopped. The pig made a loud squealing noises as she led the motorist
to the house.
The motorist banged on the door and yelled "It
seems that your pig is in distress out here." A weak voice
came from within the house, "I'm in distress in here, please
call an ambulance."
Apparently, the pigs owner had suffered a minor
heart attack and was unable to get to the phone to call for help
which the animal sensed was needed.
My Pig Story
I was born and raised on a small farm in Missouri. My first job was to take care of our pets. My favorite was a pig called Armistace. She was fun and funny, smart and gentle and out-weighed me by 250 lbs. She didn't mind my riding her while she rooted about as long as I didn't mind where we went. I thought she was a boy until my 6th birthday, she gave birth to six little piglets. I still remember her look "for you kid." I couldn't have loved her more.
CHEEK TO CHEEK “My daughters potbellied pig and puppy like to pal around at her Fair Oaks, California home,” says Bruce McPhee. “I think this photo she took is wonderful. The expression on the pigs face is priceless."
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